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this world has witnessedmany famous families. starting with the mythologicalfamilies of ramayan and mahabharat and in recent times, the kapoors,ambanis, bachchans and many more... today, we are goingto meet the mehta family. they live in a bunglow, own a fleet ofcars...properties... a hefty bank balance and of course...there is the quintessentialindian mother, in the family. here is the first member of the mehtafamily- uttam mehta, our film's hero. he is a famous businessman... ...but his problem is thathe fires more than he hires!
as the proprietor of mehta & mehtadevelopers i am happy to declare... ...that we are starting a 850 crorebungalow project called; happy amily ! mazumdar, please tell everyonewhen we are giving possession? in 8 months sir.. and please tell everyonewhat our rate is. our rate or the project's rate sir? shut up..the project's !!! rs 10,000 per sq. feet...sir but according to my research...
...mahindra maheshwari iscompleting his project before us. and they are giving possessionin 6 months ... 6 months!!! so what? we will deliver in 4 months no sorry... in 3 months no sir, that's impossible! for uttam mehta nothing is impossible but this is impossible days and nights won't suffice ok so work in the afternoonsand evenings as well
i have a wife andlittle kids at home sir so what do you think i have at home?french poodles?? but sir- you are fired !! sir- you are fired i said does anyone have anything to say? mazumdar get our car ready our car.. as in your's or mine? shut up ! here's the "mother" of our film,kimi mehta.
25 years ago, she was 18 years old...and today, she is still 18 years old. girls and girls...in life,we have a lot of problems... like, greying hair,dark circles, wrinkles, ... weight gain,blood pressure and many more. but there is only onesolution to all these problems everyone repeat after me;i am 18 years old! i am 18 years old! come on girls you can do it! am i doing it right?!
say it faster! oh my god!! you are 18years old come on now get up! anaya mehta, uttam mehta's daughter. money flows as freelyfrom her credit cards... ...as runs from sachintendulkar's bat... and yes! it's believed thatwhen god was distributing brains anaya was out on a shopping spree. anaya how many creditcards do you have? they are just credit cards,its not like you have to pay money!
choose. good morning tiger baba what should i make for breakfast? this is a mexican dish; enchiladas...with too much cheese... too much.. douglas you have 7 minutes... ...so let's see whetheryour journey continues ... or turns out to be your lastnight in the master chef's kitchen! and this is tiger mehta. he plonks himself inhis bathtub like a buffalo.
giving him company is his 3g phone,junk food and his butler, douglas. he has a strange habit of addressingeveryone as "bro"... even his own father. tiger baba 7 minutes is not possible. i have a lot of other work. even the 50th birthdayparty is my responsibility now which oldie's birthday is it? your fathers really cool that oldie hit a half-century?!
so this is the mehta family...apparently.. a happy family. awesome! look everybody...at this happy familyy friends i would like toshare something with you today years ago when i left my village to comesettle here in mumbai i had no idea i would make it this bigand stand here in front of you all the credit for all of this goes to... ... my happy family really dad??
he is talking abouthis company... not us, stupid ok baby elephant your father is a baby elephant! how dare you talk to me like this? tiger..tiger... listen up...mumbaihas so many local trains "mister" ...mumbai has so manylocal trains "mister"... but don't forget thatanaya is your elder..."sister"! you get it man ! listen you geek,why are you like this man?
shut up... he is my john abraham mr..mehta.. your party is a lot of fun and mr. mehta.. congratulationson your happy family project thank you very much your tie is very nice.where did you buy it from? from the gaylords showroom how much is it? around rs. 5,500 so expensive! you would havegot a nice pair of shoes in that much!
that's true mr. bakshi but shoesdon't look good around the neck right? sir you have a call, its mr.mukesh from antilla mr. mukesh and nita ma'mmust have called to wish excuse me thank you thank you god for blessingme with low fat food excuse me?- yes ma'am what's your name?- vivek ma'am oooh vivek oberoi?
no....raithatha "tha" "tha" no thatha raithatha how old are you?- 22 years so young! are you married? no listen! one second..listen to me!!
yes sir. uttam mehta here oh...brother.. i am busy in a meeting right now;ill call you in a while i'll definitely call back mazumdar this call was not from antillabut from my elder brother in antillapur if he calls back cut the call okay?- okay sir mr. mukesh and nita ma'm also wantfew flats in my happy family project mazumdar...before maheshwaridevelopers have their flats ready...
... we have to be ready with ours. understand?- okay sir sir ... ?? welcome maheshwari, welcome you will give the flats but where will youget the water from mr. uttam mehta ? if you get the waterpermission before i do then i'll supply my clients withmineral water, so you don't worry anyways thank you for acceptingmy invitation. i welcome you..
go ahead break me,but now that you are here... ...please dine with us...yourfavourite dessert is on the menu... no ... i'm now content... congratulations on sucha lovely party mr.uttam thank you but i feltbad that you didn't come well its also my wife's dog's birthdaytoday ... his name is pencil.. can you believe that penciland your birthday are on the same day? anyways...we will meet soon...and allthe best for your happy family project thank you thank you
sir.. please give me rs. 50 50? what for? i want to have a cake,it's my birthday today go away, a dog's birthday is today...abeggar's birthday is today! i guess i'll haveto change my birthday ! i told you to go away! why so "saras"? happy death day... uttam
why do you stop the car at any signal? you are fired!! what happened dad? did we get raided? a raid would have been better! i mean...it is better tohave been raided than shot at dad was shot at frompoint blank range.. oh my god! really? uttam stop wiping your sweat!
sweating is good for health if i had been shot,you would have been a widow by now! stop this nonsense! you know white sarees don't suit me ! uttam, i am not only the dsp ofthis city but your old friend as well so? so ill figure out whyand by whom you got shot at. you don't worry and as i said..i am not only the city's dsp but your old friend as well
sir this handava... you are worried about handavawhen i am in this state? no no, when i got thehandava out of the oven, a pen drive flew from thewindow and landed right on top of it! what an odd combination ! a pen drive in the handava? happy death day uttam! i am going to makeundhiyon out of you and your family. wow undhiyon! chandrakant do something!
relax, relax,see i am not only the city's dsp- yes yes i know butan old friend as well you keep saying this.say something different now ok do you have any enemies?or have you harmed any one? scaredy cat !! there is more.. you can go hide wherever you want. london, paris,new york, amsterdam, timbuktu etc. i know all your vacationspots and i'm going to hunt you down
lets just go to mauritius i know your daughter is going to say mauritius and your fatsoson will say burger king wherever you go you shall find me.. your mercedes benz,honda civic, toyota lexus, i know the numberplates of all your cars sit in any one of themand you all are dead meat uttam this guy isvery dangerous and livid! until we find himi have only one solution
what? you all need to go to aplace that this man cannot access. a place that he has never heard of lets go to andaman nicobar punjab?! great food they have.. lets just go to the moon come soon! i think you all should go to a place thatyou can't even find on google search! what kind of a place can that be?
douglas, answer the phone hello! this is mehta residence,douglas speaking... sir you have a call from antillapur all of you are welcome to my village look everybody.. oh.. look everybody.. now can you please tellus where the hell we are going? antillapur! antillapur?
where is this antillapur? this is only showing mr.mukesh ambani's antilla antillapur is not even on google! exactly! it's a small villagein gujarat. it's our vatan. what is vatan? vatan means native place,where i grew up. my elder brother,your purushottam uncle, lives there. barbie doll, i'm going far far away! how will i run my heart's motor?
its like... like... i'm drowningin a swimming pool without water... what is this?is this a car or a rickshaw? you should have atleast taken the honda city. kimi, the killer knowsall our cars and number plates! then whose car is this? douglas's car! next month i'm gettinghim a volkswagen. running with theirtail between their legs... let it be uttam,at least something good is happening.
that you're sweating! oh..look everybody.. in the land of grazingcattle and goats.. where will you findpizza pasta and bread? storm of dust, cowdung and manure can't swipe credit cards...no cash i hope that place has a bathtub! bathtub? even a bathroomwould be like a blessing! and i'll teach the buffaloshow to exercise there!
i am 18 years old! wow! ahhh! i want to go back! why? i forgot my sunscreen.without it, i will tan! that's good, right?nobody will recognize you! shut up, you baby elephant!- shut up, you stupid! what is going on? your father got shot at, and youall are only worried about yourselves! utts, do you think of anyone?
you just, fire, fire fire! this was bound to happen one day! i fire people who don't respect me! fire me, bro! i'm fed up with you! whilst "firing" at others you got shot on the backside whilst firing at others that's when you remember our village leaving behind yourstatus money and property
look everybody... why did you get shot out? i will miss my barbie doll so much! who is this barbie doll? her boyfriend! john abhraham! boyfriend?- none of your business, mom. listen to my song this is antillapur, my dear don't know what's instore for you over here
hide out quietly where else can you go ? your life is in peril this is antillapur my dear o look everybody.. uncle, where is uttam mehta's... ... sorry that's me. do you know where purushottammehta's house is ? yes i know
where is it? go straight tillyou come to a diversion; ...take a left turn there,you will find a tethered bufallo. ok then? then ask someone... err..fine here keep this dad, are these servant quarters? even those would look better
can you both pleaserefrain from commenting and please behave yourselvesin front of my elder brother uttam? my baby brother elder brother.. after so many yearsyou have finally come please come in mother..i told you thatbaby brother would come. didn't i? he is finally here.. how many phone calls i made!
but you finally came andthat too with your entire family yes elder brother ihave come with my family to tell you the truth, we have hadthe desire to come here since years yes... yes elder brother we are all goingto stay with you for a few days hope that is okay okay? it is more than okay.this house will liven up. that is true. elder brother this is my son, tiger
hello..big bro he is gujarati, right? pure and this is my daughter anaya hi and this your oldest daughter? no this is my oldest wife what's your name? kimi
ok now everyone out... out! out! i said... why has he kept us standing outside? i want to welcome you all properly where is the a/c? the fan doesn't work andyou are whining about an a/c wake up lazy man...wake up what is this nonsense tiger? where is my bathtub?
my darling son i have called forone... it should be on its way ok?! ok bro...big bro has leftthis chit for you, please read it he has gone what gone? i have gone out for some work, pleasedo not leave the house until i return. kimi everything is going well,life is beautiful... ...don't worry becauseyou are 18 years old utts! i want to leave right now look what i am using to exercise!
i don't even have a floor to use! can someone at leastget me my protein shake? kimi...this is all that there is! dad there is no facebook here.i want to update my profile picture! bro where is my bathtub? can you call chandrakant and findout if the killer has been caught? first i used to smear only3 dung cakes in place of a shave.. ... and now these greedy khan! i won! i won ! i won!!
enough uttam...just the sight of milkcake is enough to make you drool... god has only made twogood things in this world. one is milk cake..- and the other? my sweet mother! can i have this milk cake? ofcourse...its made to be eaten! its delicious champak!!... come here this is called money, make apaper plane out of it and make it fly
hey one minute...what is going on here?? i gave you rs 1000..youneed to give me back my change look... there is soap overthere along with a bucket. go and wash my clothes. what nonsense. i gave you rs 1000.how much more do you want ?! look brother youdevoured the milk cake... ...so now you have to wash the clothes why should i washyour dirty clothes?!! just because i am from thecity that does not mean you fleece me.
how much more money do you want? take this should i go get more?yeah? some more? more?!! are you going to wash theclothes or should i wash you? i have given more that rs 1000 forthe sweets, how much more do you all want? money is pointless! money is useless! this is antillapur man...ithas a different hue man... money can't buy you anything... onlybarter is the way for everything... ...money is out of question man...
this is antillapur man! now do you understandhow this village works? now go wash the clothes quickly do you all know who i am? hey! goddess nandini is here! so.....what were we talking about? that... you all don't know who i am we don't want to know you have to wash the clothes
elder brother!why are the three of you sitting here? what happened dad? you got raided? how can i be raided here? you fell in a gutter? haha.. a fallen man ! oh god! i told you not toleave the house until i returned that's right, but where did you go?and what is this on your face? i went to get food for ganga,jamuna and saraswati who are ganaga, jamuna and saraswati?
our three goats then you must havenamed this buggy as well!? superman! he gave me grass so i hadto paint the fence of his house in this village thereis no concept of money. it works on the barter system for example, for snacksi have to do someone's laundry, for grains i have toget water out of the well... ...and a slap on the face fora kick in the butt......etc.... etc..
what the hell ! i can't believe this!!! go get ready, i will takeyou all around the village so that... ...you can see for yourself. go get ready. i am all ready and waiting, andplease get something to clean my face. how are you? all okay? what is on the wall? it's podara
what podara? cow poop yuck! how did the cows climb thewall and poop on it so systematically? lets go ahead go ahead play... this village wasn't alwaysas happy as it looks right now. a historic event occurredhere 20 years ago. this place was as good as hell.
the rich were getting richer and the poor were getting poorer that's how it works... it's a fact!dad don't you say so?! so...the rich were getting richerand the poor were getting poorer. the laborers worked toiledhard in the dry and barren lands. after making the laborerswork like animals, the landlord threw coins at them as if throwing stale breadin front of starving dogs. infuriated,all the laborers gathered one night.
they make us work so hardand what do they give us in return? just a few cents! i propose that we kill the landlord! yes lets do that! calm down everyone! somla, when you're mother was on herdeathbed, what didn't you have to cure her? money. heera, after the earthquake, whatdidn't you have to rebuild the house? kanji, what came in theway of your daughter's wedding?
that is what i'm saying, the cause ofour problems is money, not the landlord! if we have to kill something,kill money!!! i agree, kill money! yes, yes kill money. lets burn money!!money is evil! kill money! from that day onwards,the village abolished money... ...and there was no rich or poor. everyone was equal. from then on,started the system of give and take. that day,the era of the barter system began.
villagers made a bonfireof the money and took an oath to never deal in money everand strictly use the barter system. they swore on their ownlives that if ever they got money, they would make paper planesout of it and make them fly! so where is your leader? the word "leader"is too small for him. lets call him the savior! but who and where is your savior? he is amongst us, right here!
he changed the face of ourvillage and brought happiness and joy! we present... our savior purushottam! and who are you? this is my younger brother uttam! oh uttam?...uttam?!..he is uttam? hey ranchodia!who are you blowing balloons for? is it some ones birthday? no, it is for pinky bhai! i don't understand what will happento this village in the name of barter,
which pinky bhaidoes for nandini mata. hakuna matata! ok tata, bye-bye! can i help you? do you have diet food? diet food! food with less fat! eh, smarty,why should we eat diet food? we eat rich food with crme,milk and butter!
when we eat fatty food,our blood sugar and cholesterol rises and of course blood pressure. we should exerciseso we don't become fat. look, i have this belt. i use this belt everydayso that i don't put on weight. stretch your hands out,and 1, 2, 3, 4... this will help keepyour shoulders fit. then take the belt under your feet,pull it, and say i am 18 years old!
if you do these exercises,you will never get fat! oh smarty,when we get water from the well our arms go up and down like this...this helps keep our shoulders fit! when we dance like this, it helps our whole body stay fit! oh my god! has the fat come off? we villagers, never fall sick. you guys sit on the toilet,
but we squat with our stomachs pressed which helps cleans our system! a clean stomach means a healthy life! yuck! crazy people... greetings brother!what are you looking for? in your village, i can't find network,it comes and goes she must have gottenupset and gone away! do you want a shave? will i have to cleanyour dishes in return?
no, you will just have togive champa a bath! that's all! who is champa? your wife? no! it's my buffalo! your village is amazing! you all can live without money! tell me, how do you getelectricity in the village? windmills generate electricity. the rays of the sunpower our machines! in return, do you allwash the sun god's buffalos?
the sun god doesn't ask for anything! he gives without asking. we just have to join ourhands and show him some respect. do you see that old woman over there? she is 150 years old! she lives without anyworry because of her mantra. do you want to know it? yes. hello there, tell him your mantra!
hakuna matata. what does hakuna matata mean? don't worry, be happy! wow! very good! keep it up! do you have sunscreen? what is sun-sheel? not sheel! sunscreen! the sun! oh incense? no! sun!burn burn! save me from the sun!
mud mask! take this and putit in water, apply it on your face. it will make you very pretty and fair! really, uncle? thank you! even like you,i don't believe in money. no cash, only credit! choose! i mean...take whichever you want! keep your plastic money to yourself,instead go bathe my little ones. thank god, i finally got network!
hello! hello chandrakant,this is uttam speaking. oh uttam! how are you?are you having fun in the village? how can i have fun in this village? this is village isimpossible to live in! forget all that,how far have you come in your mission? its not as easy as you think. how long will it take? about 3 days.
3 days! but in 3 dayswill you find the killer? are you crazy? in 3 days, we will start the missionof finding the killer! understand? oh god, till thenwill you be frying chips? do you know, without me in mumbai, the happy family projecthas come to a stand still. i'm losing rs. 30 lacs a day! 30 lacs! and you are talking about 3 days! what can i do?
my sister-in-law hada baby - and that too 7.5 lbs! they have kept a religiousceremony at home. ok, now the priest has come, bye! hello chandrakant! listen! hello? sister-in-law hashad a baby...7.5 lbs... ... religious ceremony...justbecome a holy man! sister-in-law had a baby...justbecome a babysitter! dad, i'm fed up!i'm tired of bathing dirty children! i swear, i'm fed up of eating thisbread and vegetables dipped in butter,
this has made me so fat! i'm fed up! me too, kimi, me too! even i'm fed up of this village. oh my! for the first time in these 25 yearsof our marriage our feelings match! if this was a joke,it was really stupid! is it ok if i laugh tomorrow? are you all tired?
yes! fed up? come, i will entertain you all! "manoranjan" means entertainment! but entertainment in this village? yes! hakuna matata! hakuna matata?! my village is socolourful & fun loving i stay here and kesar is my name
the colour of love overcastsevery nook & corner to share and spreadlove is what we honour we are effervescent like perfume,which is no magic or trick our intentions are pure, andwe are different from the rest say bye bye to worries bid farewell to miseries we believe in being happy always whether we find a flower or a thorn hakuna mata hakuna mata
lets celeberate & forget our troubles the land is beautiful, thepeople are beautiful how beautiful is each face our homes are open,our hearts are open here no boundaries does anyone face we are like the pretty roses our style like the kings there is no pretense here only love prevails
so, together in unisonwe sing a melodious song hey paint my village,colour my village colour my village do colour my village paint it with your heart, paintit with your body & soul ha ku ku na na na ma ma mata tahakunamatata re catch him, hit him. bro, bro. bro. leave him. leave him i say. don't come up here, stay there.
what is all this?what is going on? leave him. whose son is this? he is my son. - he is mine. first of all, please decideamongst yourselves whose son he is. we both are his parents. who is the mother? who is the father? i am wearing a shirt and pairof trousers, hence i am the father. even this lady is wearing the same! yes, but she is the motherand not the father, for a change.
leave this aside.can you tell me who you guys are? he is dimple and he is simple. stop all this, first ofall tell me what has my son done? he has committedan unpardonable offence. this fatso has gulped down goddess.. ..nandini matas offerings,all by himself. what? what? (villagers) who is she?who is this goddess nandini? the one who has beendefying death since eons!
the one who has lived forfar longer than anyone else! her offerings havespecial healing qualities. her offerings never go bad, theyonly become tastier as time goes by. and this fatso has finisheda large pot full these offerings. these offerings were supposedto be shared with the entire village. shared or sold? you people make a profitfrom the villagers for even.. ..the tiniest drop of these offerings. for the offerings,sometimes you demand 10 kgs of rice,
15 kgs of butter. has your pinkybhai left any stoneunturned in looting this village? purshottam bhai,goddess nandini belongs to pinkybhai.. ..and hence her offeringsalso belong to pinkybhai. therefore,in exchange for all that this boy.. ..has gulped down,the barter is as follows: 3 goats 1 jar of chillies 365 g of copper
1 bed with blankets 1 dozen bags 1 clay pot with small eyes,a flat nose and a broad mouth what is all this non sense? it isn't, this is the reality. as per the rules of the barter system,tiger has to give all these things. how will i give all these things? excuse me, if you don't givethese things, your father will. where will his fatherget these things from?
he will have to! he will have to! one minute,i do not have all these things. i only have money,but that is of no use to you. let us arrive at an agreeablesolution to this problem. yes, there is one. your son will have tostay with pinkybhai for.. ..1 year 3 months 1 week and 24 hours. oh my god, so many days? yes, he will spend thistime as pinkybhai's slave..
..and repay the cost ofthe offerings he has devoured. how is this possible? this is the way it works. simple has been pinky'sslave since the last.. ..6 months because hedrank a glass of the offerings. look, if you do not meet our demands,we will take this fatso. please please, leave him. please leave my brother. ok, you come with us.
no, not in this dress. let us go. wait wait, wait. these people willtake our son away for 1.. ..and a half years.how can you allow this? what can i do to stop them?kimi, i am helpless. oh mr. hopeless, keep your mouth shut.i am taking this fatso away. hold on, wait. you cannot take him awayas long as his uncle is alive.
i will repay thecost of those offerings. this is extremely unfair on mr.purshottam. very bad (villagers) all his savings are being taken away.he is left with absolutely nothing. fortunately,i do not have a brother like him. elder brother, all this.... no problem, your son is like my son. i do not have any children of my own. all these things were his andthey have been taken away to save him.
did you hear that? it is high time you grow up. don't you get enough food at home thatyou go out hogging around the village? enough, please stop this.just leave him. why should i leave him kimi, whyshould i leave him? it is his fault. how is this my fault?it is all because of you. it is because of you thatwe've come to this stupid village. oh shut up, shut up. he is right dad.
you were fired at,only because you keep firing people. absolutely! it's becauseof you that we were dragged.. ..to this village justto hide from the damn killer. uttam, does this mean that you havenot come to this village to meet me? you've come here to hide, hide... elder brother, elder brother, pleasesit....kimi get some water quick! thank you elder bro,thank you very much elder brother,you've done a lot for tiger. you've given away everything you had.
we are sons to the sameparents but there is such.. ..a stark differencebetween the both of us. i sincerely apologise for havinglied to you. i sincerely apologise. i am extremely sorry. when it became a questionof life and death,.. ..i could not think ofany place other than yours. but now, i will notlet you stay alone here. i will take you to mumbai and provideyou the best possible medical treatment. you mean you will spend money on me?
yes, yes, yes. i am not ok with that. why are you saying such things?are you still upset with me? i am not upset with you, but i amupset with the give and take of money. if you wish, you are free to go. i will not go, elder brother. i will not go withouttaking you with me. you have done a lot for my family.. ..and now it is my turnto do something for you.
please tell me what i can do for you. i can see some kind of anxietyin your eyes, elder brother. please talk freely with me. if you actually wishto do something for me,.. ..then please go andfree goddess nandini. goddess nandini? yes, goddess nandini. the villagers have tremendousrespect and love for her. but at the moment, she is with pinkybhaiand unfortunately he owns her.
we kicked out the zamindaar,but we sympathised with his kid. we made him grazethe sheep and goats.. ..of the village andlet him stay in the mansion. my only wish is that goddessnandini be freed from pinky be given back to the villagers...andmade public property. public property? how can a lady be made public propertyfor the entire village, elder brother? lady? yes, lady, a woman.
one minute, i think therehas been a misunderstanding here. oh goddess nandini,your milk is like holy nectar. your milk possesses divine powers. you are the secret of our energy. can you please repeatthe english line? pinky bhai you are out. not out. "after lunch,pinky does not do any eating... ...and in a game henever does any cheating.
i will say it once,i will not shout... ...listen carefully, i am out!! out....out! that means goddess nandini is a goat?! yes, she is a goat. and pinky bhai has takenaway my elder brother's life long earnings for goat milk! one minute, one minute. this pinky bhai seems tobe an extremely greedy person.
yes. so if i.. pinky bhai.. what about pinky bhai, bro? wow bro, where did this come from?! these things need to be done, tiger. or else we will have to sit and weep whenthe income tax officials come calling. understood? i'll just take rs.10 lakhsand throw it on pinky bhai's face. one minute, one minute.but how will i go? there is no petrol in the car.
bro...superman. excuse me, pinky bhai? neither a square,nor a circle...you are a triangle. i can't tell whoyou are from this angle? i am the one whose elder brother issuffering because of his nephew's mistake. my name is uttam mehta.purshottam mehta's younger brother. and he is my son, tiger. hi bro. pinky bhai, this is the same fatso
who devoured the offeringsmade to goddess nandini. the milk he gulped, and let out a fart now why have you comehere in this motor cart? to take goddess nandini from you. pinky bhai, this bag contains rs.10 lakhs. if you want some more,i make arrangements. 10 lakhs? 10 lakhs means 30,000. 10 lakhs means 10 lakhs, not 30,000. pinky bhai.which school did you study in?
don't lecture me onthe subject of science. oh sorry, without any reasoni am lecturing you on history. whether it is 10 lakhs or 10 sacks,after all it is money. oh, simple and dimple,the gujaratis call it jhapo and the english call it door light these bundles of moneyand throw them on the floor! what are you doing, pinky bhai? uttam....a kernel ithrow at you in scorn... after long i'm gettingto eat sweet corn.
bro, an income tax raidwould have been better than this. bro, can i take a biteof the sweet corn from him? kimmi, you have burnt 350 calories. kimmi, you are 18 years old.kimmi, you can do it. hello, hello you are also jogging. no, no. i have already eaten. no, i mean even you are running? yes, to catch my hen. wait, wait, wait, wait.
what is your name? bhadhresh. bhadhresh, bhadhresh how old are you? 21 years and 3 months. no, there is still some time for that. hey, i have found my hen. bhadhresh, listen to me. stupid. mom!! atleast don't flirtwith the village boys now, mom. disgusting.
anaya, anaya. what do you think, anaya? was i going to fallin love with that boy? was i going to propose to him? anaya, i was, am and willremain loyal to your dad, forever. how many times have i heard you, mom. that night at the party,you were asking the bloody waiter. "what is your name?","what is your age?", "married or not?" before accusing me just onthe basis of these three questions
i wish you wouldhave heard my next line. anaya, my next line is "if you arenot married, then remain unmarried". you save yours and your partner'slife from getting miserable. what do you mean, mom?why are you saying such things? because, a living example of a brokenmarriage is right in front of your eyes. but i thought yourswas a love marriage. yes, ours was a love marriage. but then the love went out of thewindow and only the marriage remained. uttam had just started his business.
even i was starting mycareer as his personal secretary. we used to work for 18 hours a day,without getting bored. what wonderful days, anaya wow, wow kamini.there is a magic in your hands. thank you, sir. now, the only thing i am goingto pray for is success in the business and a beautiful wife whowill cook delicious food for me! and every evening, sippingon coconut water was like a ritual. anaya, he would drink allthe coconut water and i would pretend
to drink the water butactually simply suck the air. truth be told, i liked doing that. one fine day,he made an official proposal, "kamini pandya, would youlike to become kamini uttam mehta?" and that is how we got married. uttam's business kept growing. and as per uttam's wishes,from a simple personal secretary i transformed intoa high society lady. such was the transitionthat from bhakhri and sabji,
i started eating brownbread and boiled vegetables. parties and stylish clothesbecame a regular affair. thanks to all these changes,kamini died and... ... new woman was born, kimmi mehta. did you people goand meet purple bhai? it is pinky bhai! whatever. yes, we met him. and pinky bhai,turned our rs.10 lakhs into ashes.
what?- yes. what does that mean? that means he burnt our money. he also roasted sweetcorn over it and ate it. what rubbish? enough is enough utts.this village is weird. i swear. honestly, let us go awayfrom here as soon as possible. utts, please, call up dsp chandrakant. huh? network?!
talk of the devil...itis dsp chandrakant calling me. hello chandrakant, first let me speak. we cannot live inthis village any longer. we all are coming back to mumbai. what? when? how? it is so saras you serious about me? oh, my god. alright, alright. what happened?
my pa, mr. majumdar was fired at. oh, is he dead?! no, but his wig is. luckily, he is safe.but there is some more bad news... douglas, you are dead!! fortunately, even he is safe. but chandrakant has asked us to stayin this village for another 17 days. oh no!- 70 days? not 70, 17, one and seven, you blonde.
17 days? oh, no no. whatever.it's all happening because of you. because of me? yes, now you get us out of this mess. i had gone to makeeverything right, kimmi. so, what did you do?simply had sweet corn and came back? no not me but your ever hungry son.he ate its handle as well. not ate... just...looked. whatever utts.you can't handle such a small thing?
what can you do then? what can you do!apart from those useless exercises. don't call mom'sexercises useless, dad. is it so?then you go and get goddess nandini. do not challenge us. i challenge you, mrs.kimiuttam mehta and ms. anaya mehta. to get the goat back from a madman like pinky is not as easy as... ...posing for page 3 pictures. i will show you how easy it is now.
i will get goddess nandini back. anaya and i will get her back. woman means power. and man means endurance power. why aren't you saying anything, fatso? why so saras? purshottam bhai, take adeep breath and repeat after me, "illness illness go away.never again come my way". repeat. illness illness go away.never again come my way
your illness is going.now bid good bye to illness. good bye illness, good bye illness. my illness is not going there.it is going in that direction. good bye illness. fat fat, please go away. tiger, you too? good bye fat, good bye fat. bye. bro, my fat has actually gone. yes, it has already left the village.
your stomach is allflat and toned now. purshottam bhai, purshottam bhai,goddess nandini is back! goddess nandini is back? oh god, i am extremelygrateful to you. who got her back, ranchod uncle? both your daughters. elder brother,this is an example of woman power. didn't we tell you thatgoddess nandini will be back? look, goddess nandiniis actually back.
welcome goddess nandini. up until now you onlybelonged to pinky bhai. now, you belong to one and all. hey ranchod, you will no longerhave to blow balloons for pinky bhai. do you understand?! khan saab,you will no longer have to shave... ...dimple and simple'sbeard free of cost. it is now time tomake the goddess pavitra. what is "pavitra"?
"pavitra" is to sprinkleholy water on the goddess. no, no. do not do that. she is already "pavitra".we have sprayed perfume on her. what happened?! this is not the real goddess nandini. not real? they have put a fakemark on this goat's forehea... ... to make it looklike goddess nandini. these city people considerus villagers dumb.
dumb girl.did i not ask you to use fevicol? mom. now, the illness willdefinitely come back. uncle is extremely large hearted. yes, but the hearthas a large hole in it. his life is in danger and you all aretraumatizing him more with your antics. the next few days are extremelycritical for purshottam bhai. so doctor,do you mean that my elder brother is only going to stayalive for a few days?!
that is not what i am saying. if he can survive these few days,there is a chance that he may live. as a doctor i request you all to please keep him happyfor the next few days or else.... 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80. enough, we have completed 100. but... simple.. don't teach geography to your teacher.i know that 80 means 100.
what do we do now? for the next few days weshould try to keep uncle happy. yes, but how will we do that? what makes him happy? goddess nandini. hmmm, it is not possible to get her backeither with money or any kind of barter . correct, so? let us rent goddess nandini. wow, brilliant idea,anaya, brilliant idea.
are you sure she your daughter? oh shut up, utts. let's go, tiger. let's hop onto themotor cart and get goddess nandini. mom, let us go with dad. what will i do there? awaken the real kamini. come on mom. anaya...- come on mom. anaya... wow, this milk is assweet as candies on sticks.
yesterday, i was quitesurprised with uttam's antics. pinky bhai. simple, if you don't havesweet corn then get its photo to burn his money is my only motto pinky bhai, please acceptour heartfelt apologies... ...for the way we behaved yesterday. we understand that we have insultedthe traditions of this village by offering you money andwe sincerely apologise for that. i know that one cannot puta monetary value on goddess nandini.
but truth be told,my elder brother is critical. hence, if you can rent outgoddess nandini to us for a week, in return,we are ready to do anything for you. you people want me to giveyou goddess nandini on rent? yes. back in the city,one can rent out anything. looks like your brain has a dent you have come here toget goddess nandini on rent? i applaud your bravery. now please don't irritate
take goddess nandini out of my gate thank you, thank you very much.what do we have to do in return? nobody helps one another shut up with that chitter chatter go drown yourselves in sweet sweat and get me some better butter this family is unique finally they feelthe love for one another time for some full on fun!
full on fun! it's dawned upon me today that we should live this way lets live in jest lets open our hearts when a tear rolls down i'll catch them in my hands now... full on fun!
well done, pinky bhai. well done. when it comes to huntingpinky bhai is gruesome he kills fluttering butterflies...isn't that awesome? we have done whatyou had asked us to do. as per your instructions,we have got the butter. not here, not in front of everybody,this is bad manners. oh ok like that. oh, yes. she does not lie. that is butter andbehind us is a butterfly.
this is great. i hope these people have not cheated. no pinky bhai. with useless people,i do not schedule any meeting when it comes to a game,even i don't do any cheating even you like poetry? between the both of us,there is a huge gap, the poetry bug has bit me too,silly chap i like lanterns whichshimmer in the dark,
interesting,the change in your character arc! my elder brother is on his deathbed and you are doing dandiya raas? go get goddessnandini...move your arse! yes, as per the conditionsof our agreement i will have to give yougoddess nandini.. on rent. so, goddess nandini is yours! bro, bro, goddess nandini!! your time is up. alright, its over.
ting ting ting the schoolbell rang bring bring bring her back he sang! what do you mean by that? i mean, that jar of butter was equivalentto the rent for only this much time. this is unfair, pinky bhai.this is cheating. you told us you wouldrent out goddess nandini. and now you are goingback on your word. right, what is this non sense? mrs. non sense! keep yourenglish language to yourself.
hey, how dare you talkto my wife like this?! this is pinky bhai'sden and i make the rules here. dimple and simple,go and get goddess nandini. no, no. this is not right. don't do this. we will not let you take her away. no, pinky bhai, please don't do this. i am uttam mehta,owner of happy family pvt ltd.
we have followed all your instructionsto the "t". as per your instructions, i pulled out water from the well.my kimi churned the butter. my daughter, who has not even picked upa glass of water in her entire life, washed dirty vessels.look at the condition of her hands. my son, tiger, carried the entirejar without eating anything from it. in spite of all these efforts,you are doing this to us? please, please,for my dying brother's sake, please give us goddess nandini,this goat! she is not a goat,she is goddess nandini.
you scoundrel! this is wrong. fear the almighty, you rascal. i will see you later, pinkuda. look at me now,i am right in front of you. and yes...let me tell you one thing;you are fired! get goddess nandini back. get her back from pinky bhai. sure, we will get her back.
you do not worry. pleaseget some rest and get well soon. i will recover, younger brother. not with the doctor's treatmentbut when i listen to your song. that song our mother usedto sing for us when we were little. i will recover fasterif i hear that song. ok, listen. i have to get goddess nandini back. hello, hello, yes dsp chandrakant. one minute.
uttam. uttam,it is dsp chandrakant on the line. tell me, chandrakant. really? good. thanks, chandrakant, thanks. ok, alright. what happened uttam? what is the matter dad? they have caught the killer.
who is he bro? my sworn enemy, mahendra maheshwari. he had hired that joker to kill me. mahendrabhai,since you are going to jail forever, i would like to ask you a question. what can i get for you to eat in jail? i'm content. yes, thank god. i will get to meet my barbie doll.
let us go, uttam. first of all, letus get out of this stupid antillapur. yes bro,let us leave as soon as possible. yes, you all leave. i mean it, kimi, i mean it. you guys leave;i am going to stay here. when the four of us came to thisvillage, all our lives were in danger and that is why we stayed back. but now everything is safe backhome and so you guys should go back. but uttam...
kimmi, there is noscope for "ifs" and "buts". it was my decisionto get you all here and yet again it is my decisionto stay back alone. so pack your bags and go back. i will make your travelarrangements to go to mumbai. but dad, why do you wantto stay back in this village? anaya, i have to get goddessnandini back for my elder brother... ...and for all the villagers. you guys get ready to leave.
bro, i am coming with you. come my sher, come. i am not sher, i am 'tiger'. i am proud of you my tiger,i am proud of you. i am proud of you......dad. did you say, dad? yes..dad. it is a joy to hear you saying "dad".say it again. i will record it andgive it to you later.
but first let us go to pinky bhai. ok, ok. wait, dad.i will not let you go alone. i too, shall come with you. don't you want to go to mumbai? no. what will barbie doll do without you? he will get another girlfriendbut i will not get another dad. you are right. let us go!
uttam! yes kimi. it's your turn to saya couple of dialogues... so go ahead. are you going toleave me alone and go?! why are you guysbeing so melodramatic? elder brother ison his death bed and... ...you guys are buying morescreen time with your dialogues! hey kimi. now i have a plan. yesterday i taught you a nurseryrhyme, today it is time for a rap,
if you do not wake up quickly,you will get a tight slap. hello mr.what is the time? 1, 2, 3 my den bloody hell, you are back! you city folks are shameless. you all have come backwith your crest-fallen faces huh! truth be told, there isa fire simmering between us... i am here to call a truce. let words flow freely, speak such that i can understand..yours truly.
inspite of our earlier disagreements, i have come here for a handshake. i don't mind shaking! pinky bhai,we don't belong to this village. we are here todaybut may be gone tomorrow. therefore, why should therebe any animosity between us? here, you have spoken like a true man, pinky bhai likes this quality in you,believe it if you can. to be honest,my family is bored of antillapur.
there is something missing. really?! then go back. yes, we will go back soon. but before we do, pleasetell us what were you guys playing? we would love to join in. when ladies play,there will be a drop in the pace, this game is calledthe "one legged race" oh ok, so you people wereplaying the "one legged race?" let's start afresh,if that is the case,
people bet in cricket, but would you,on the "one legged race?" hello mr.what is the time? 1, 2, 3 your den don't simmer in the heat like this..come touch me once like this! tiger, quick. hi, what are your names? dimple. simple. nice. how old are you? i mean, age. 22 years.
22 years 3 months and 8 days.i am older than him. marriage. are you interested in getting married? yes, yes. despite being sons of the same mother,we are such different human beings. if you actually wishto do something for me, then please go andfree goddess nandini. this is pinky bhai'sden and i make the rules here! please, please, for my dying brother..
please give us goddess nandini...this goat. anaya, i have to getgoddess nandini back... ... for my elder brotherand for all the villagers. i cannot marry both of you. i am the elder brother.hence, i will marry you. excuse me!you are not my biological brother. but i am going to marry this girl. i am going to marry this girl. keep your hands off her!
you decide. which side? both of you decide. it is already decided.i am the chosen one. it is simple. it is dimple. it has to be simple. tiger, take her quickly. where is anaya, anaya?
simple. dimple. dimple.- simple. uttam. wake up purshottam bhai.goddess nandini is back. your brother uttam is gettinggoddess nandini with him. goddess nandini is back. elder brother, i have gotyour goddess nandini with me. i have fulfilled my responsibilityof a younger brother.
tiger. long live goddess nandini.long live goddess nandini. hurray!! under no circumstanceswill i break my fast, i will not let go of goddessnandini... till my breath lasts. are you guys done? pleasetell me whom i should shoot first. villagers, look at him. this man grew up in this villageand as a young boy he played here. in spite of such a deep connect withthe village, today he stands here,
pointing a gun at us. though the zamindari systemhas long been abolished, this man harbours anger about it,to this day! you are absolutely right,purshottam bhai. it was for this pinky, that i huffedand puffed while blowing balloons... and now he is hereto burst us like balloons! alright, ok. but these peoplehave stolen goddess nandini from me which is a clear case of cheating. don't you think for their deeds, theyshould be subjected to some beating?
one minute, one minute.what did you just do? what did i do? when uncle was givinghis boring speech, you slowly swapped your bent leg. yes, pinky bhai has swapped the leg. cheating, cheating (villagers) cheating our entire lives you keptharping on "cheating cheating" and slapped us innumerable times.
have a look at dimple's forehead. it is swollen as a resultof your incessant beating. every morning,even before we could brush our teeth, you taught us nursery rhymes. you made us skip rope..played the "one legged race". what do you think? is this the rightage for us to do all these things? you've turned our livesupside down with your antics. lets go. cheater, cheater, cheater.
cheater, cheater, cheater pinky bhai,we have cheated just like you have. to get a piece of thedessert one washes clothes... in barter for the goddess'sofferings one gives 12 goats... to rent goddess nandiniyou demanded 20 kgs of butter.. and as per rules one received a kickon the back, for a slap on the face... thus, the same way webartered cheating for cheating. our account is squared off.we owe each other nothing anymore. you are the no.1 scoundrel we know,this is how antillapur works you know!
cheat cheat i did all the way,cheating made me score... but if cheating is your core,how will you ever soar? dad, what happened? is the movie over? no bro, there are5 more minutes to go. villagers, from today,goddess nandini is made public. goddess nandini symbolises happiness. the happiness, which, you, meand everyone else strives to attain. today, uttam mehta andhis family have understood that ...to one has to spreadhappiness to attain it...
and this barter isthe true essence of life. good morning tiger baba. good morning douglas. do one thing,blend the following together: 7 carrots, 10 bitter melons,1/2 kg of holy basil leaves. i am starting my diet from today. good bye fat, good bye fat.fat bye bye. douglas bye bye. i am 18 years old,i am 18 years old, i am 18 years old. hakuna matata.
my tiger. hit it. goddess nandini is around the corner she is now owned by every farmer we will take care ofher like a pretty young lass and will feed her the greenest grass and we will feedher the greenest grass everybody here sings the same song, this is antillapurwhere nothing goes wrong!