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[ bagpipes ][ cheers and applause ] >>conan o'brien: thank you.thank you. and, please, stop doing that.[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: what is your name, sir?>>> stephen. >>conan o'brien: stephen, thank you for playingmusic usually reserved for a fireman's funeral. that's creating a really nice atmosphere forme right now. how are you all doing, everybody?how are you, google? [ cheers and applause ]>>conan o'brien: who the hell are you? welcome to google.>>vic gundotra: welcome to google.

it's very nice that you could be here.it's exciting. >>conan o'brien: thank you, thank you.people are so thrilled to see you. >>vic gundotra: i noticed that.>>conan o'brien: what a rare honor for them to see you in the flesh.>>vic gundotra: yes, on behalf of all the googlers, let me -->>conan o'brien: you call yourselves googlers. >>vic gundotra: we do.aren't we googlers? googlers, yeah.[ applause ] >>conan o'brien: let's start there.we can do better than "googler," okay? something cooler, especially for the guyswhen they're walking into a bar, you hear

what i'm saying.i'm a googler. [ laughter ]>>conan o'brien: you don't want to -- like, i'm a "g" man or something.[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: you've got to get somethingelse going, because "googler"! >>vic gundotra: welcome.>>conan o'brien: we're pretty much done here, aren't we?>>vic gundotra: we are done. >>conan o'brien: you seem stunned.>>vic gundotra: yes. so -->>conan o'brien: but you invited me, and that's your problem.>>vic gundotra: i did.

so you were at twitter last week.>>conan o'brien: no. it was a couple of weeks ago.look it up online. ha-ha.[ applause ] >>vic gundotra: this is harder than it looks.[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: yes.i love this format. what is this format we're doing here?this is nice. so -->>vic gundotra: it's kind of like a slow dance. exactly.like a slow dance. >>conan o'brien: circling me.[ laughter ]

>>vic gundotra: it's like a waltz.let's see -- >>conan o'brien: i'm a googler.>>vic gundotra: "g" man. >>conan o'brien: "g" man, yes.so what were you asking me? you asked me about twitter.yes, i went by twitter. does that bother you guys?are you guys mad at twitter or something? i don't know what the rivalries are here.you have to explain it to me. >>vic gundotra: it wasn't a rivalry.a lot of us were wondering the intentions, intel, twitter, googler.coco, level with me, are you looking for a job in the silicon valley.is that what you're doing?

>>conan o'brien: i'm looking for free stuff.>>vic gundotra: free stuff. you've come to the right place.you've come to the right place. why don't you have a seat.>>conan o'brien: yes, let's sit in this fake airport lounge that we've created.>>vic gundotra: yes. [ laughter ]>>conan o'brien: my flight was supposed to board 20 minutes ago.is this complimentary? >>vic gundotra: it is.>>conan o'brien: then this trip was worth it.[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: so i'm sure you have manyquestions for me.

>>vic gundotra: i do.but don't mind me. if you feel like dancing, go right for it.>>conan o'brien: whatever you like. >>vic gundotra: so we have a thing insidegoogle called a dory. it basically allows -- a dory, an internalname: you don't need to know what it is. [ laughter ]. >>vic gundotra: it allows -->>conan o'brien: the most condescending man i've ever met.hey, don't you worry about it. [ laughter ]>>conan o'brien: you just relax and let the search engine do the work.>>vic gundotra: we have 45 minutes.

we're just getting started.>>conan o'brien: i've got nowhere else to go.this looks like the club in purple rain. i like everybody --[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: are you all -- whoo!-- dancing? when morris day and the time come out.you kids are young. you'll figure it out soon.>>vic gundotra: so googlers, or "g" men -- >>conan o'brien: and ladies.>>vic gundotra: -- and ladies, submitted a bunch of questions.it's a very democratic process. we get to vote on the best questions.and then i cull them and pick the best one,

so it's quasi democratic, i guess.>>conan o'brien: it's not democratic at all. [ laughter ]>>conan o'brien: that's like stalin saying, "you guys decide amongst yourselves and theni'll kill all of you." >>vic gundotra: yeah, i guess you're right.>>conan o'brien: how is that democratic? >>vic gundotra: you have a point.>>conan o'brien: you have the illusion of democracy here.give them some turquoise girl's bicycles. [ laughter. ]>>conan o'brien: give them some free chai lattes, and then grind them for all they'reworth. [ laughter. ]>>conan o'brien: you're getting nervous, aren't

you?>>vic gundotra: no. [ laughter. ]>>conan o'brien: you're wishing i hadn't come. [ laughter ]>>vic gundotra: let's start with the questions. [ laughter ]>>vic gundotra: the first one is from a googler named "chirp.">>conan o'brien: named what? >>vic gundotra: it says "chirp."i'm sorry. it says "chip." >>conan o'brien: why are you running thisthing? "this first question is from chirp."[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: lipslav gibble ja- -- oh,i'm sorry. it's upside-down.

you're going to be fine.breathe deeply. we'll get through this.>>vic gundotra: here's the question: what lessons and wisdom can you offer those seekingto grow a beard as luxurious as yours? >>conan o'brien: shots of testosterone helpedme. i grew this beard pretty much out of -- itwas a -- a feeling of -- for every day for 17 years, i've had to shave.and i just -- the first day that i didn't have "the tonight show," i woke up and i thought,at least i don't have to shave. and then i went with that.and it's one of those things where you just go with the opportunity.i just stopped shaving.

and then, really, very quickly, 'cause i'mall man, -- [ laughter ]>>conan o'brien: -- i had this beard, literally, within a day, i had this beard.[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: i am very -- i am just allman is what i am. >>vic gundotra: good answer.>>conan o'brien: i -- so i say -- but, you know, you hipsters and hep cats, you -- whatgeneration is this? you're not "y" even.you're past "y." how old are you people?are you all in your twenties? [ cheers and applause ]>>conan o'brien: so you've, like, never even

heard of the television show "chips."i'm just running a test. you don't even know what that was.you were all born, like, after "the cosby show" was off the air.i'm quickly trying to find out who this audience is.all in your twenties. >>vic gundotra: they don't even know what"the tonight show" is. they watch the youtube channel, though.>>conan o'brien: that's good. i like that.who needs to know what a "tonight show" is anymore.[ applause ] >>conan o'brien: (sobbing) it hurts so much.>>vic gundotra: where are we?

it'll get better.>>conan o'brien: anyway, yes. >>vic gundotra: this one is from mike in newyork city. >>conan o'brien: are you sure?you want to read that carefully? it's from mitchell in -->>vic gundotra: i've heard that mr. burns was your favorite "simpson" character to writefor. what is your favorite mr. burns quote of alltime, either written by you or someone else? >>conan o'brien: boy, i don't -- i can't -- don't -- there's not one that comes to mind.>>vic gundotra: you want to make one up? >>conan o'brien: well, i guess one of my favoritethings that was a repeating joke we did all

the time that always made me laugh was thatmr. simpson [sic], even though he had had hundreds and hundreds of death-defying encounterswith homer simpson, never remembers who he is.i always love every time homer is brought into his office, he's like, "simpson, eh?"and could never remember who he was. my other favorite thing is that we made himimpossibly old. we always -- there's an episode, i think thatjohn swartzwelder wrote, where mr. burns wants to play -- assemble his old -- a baseballteam, and he wants to assemble a baseball team of ringers.so he's going and saying, "get luke appleby, morris brisby," all these people who diedin 1905.

and he can't believe they're not alive anymore.he was just the most fun person to write for, because he's a comedy writer's fantasy.there's limitless potential for him because he has unlimited wealth and he's as old astime, we can do anything we wanted. he could have chambers deep down underneathhis house where he would -- he could be asleep in a hyperbaric chamber when smithers comesto get him. whatever we thought of, we could make happen.>>vic gundotra: i appreciate your explaining that to me, because if i had to guess whata comedy writer's fantasy would be, i would have gone elsewhere.but thanks. now i understand.good character.

let's go else -- let's -- i've apparentlyleft you stunned now. >>conan o'brien: do you interact with thisman on a regular basis? [ laughter ]>>vic gundotra: here's -- i won't even tell who you this is from, except not from me.this is from the audience. are you interested in working at google?you can totally have my job exactly five years from today.[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: i would take that offer atthis point. the way things are going, i would take thatoffer. >>vic gundotra: all right.>>conan o'brien: this seems to be a growth

industry, so, yes, whoever you are, i'm veryinterested. do i get to choose my -- can i bring my ownbike here? is that possible?>>vic gundotra: yes. we would do that.>>conan o'brien: or choose from one of the willy wonka bikes?out in the factory. no, i think you guys are doing something righthere at google, and i'm all in! about stock, how does it work?[ laughter ] >>vic gundotra: we can work that out for you.>>conan o'brien: i could get something, i think.>>vic gundotra: plus a custom bike.

somebody taking notes?okay, good. okay, can you please do a dance for us, theworm, the sprinkle head at the very least. >>conan o'brien: what the hell is this?what am i, a -- seriously, what is this? you guys are so power-mad now at google.[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: you're such entitled a-holes,hey, conan's in the area, make him come by. conan, get over here!get over here before your show, get over here! what do you want, you can have one water.[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: we've got a stool for you.hey, do a dance! dance around a little bit!turn around!

let's see your ass![ applause ] >>conan o'brien: yeah, that was pretty good.all right. hey, you want my job in five years?maybe i'll give it to you, ha-ha-ha. get out of here!go do your show! what's happened you to people?okay. so about this dance, what do you want?[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: what's that, you want somestring dance? >>vic gundotra: string --[ applause ] [ cheers and applause ]>>vic gundotra: how do i do this?

>>conan o'brien: lick your fingers first.>>vic gundotra: i can do that. >>conan o'brien: okay.okay. and a little right here.>>> whoo! >>conan o'brien: grab the string, right sidefirst. loosen this up.loosen that up and then you go like that. then you have to cut the string.then if you're feeling really crazy, you can pull up on this one and cut it, pull thatone and cut it. and just go to town.>>vic gundotra: i like it. i like it.[ applause ]

>>conan o'brien: come on, speed it up, conan.i'm late for my hacky sack in the courtyard. >>vic gundotra: this is from george, alsofrom new york. conan, you have the power to change the gameon youtube. what are you waiting for?>>conan o'brien: what does he mean, what am i waiting for?like, clarify, please. >>vic gundotra: unfortunately, george is innew york. >>conan o'brien: oh, okay.i'm not waiting for anything. i'm going with the flow.that's what i'm doing right now. i've been through a transformative event inthe last three and a half months, just really

nice way of saying i got screwed.[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: you have no natural reflex.[ laughter ] >>vic gundotra: yeah, my wife -->>conan o'brien: they built you here, didn't they?there's some nerd way in the back, "the program's faulty.">>vic gundotra: i have to admit -- >>conan o'brien: it's not reading correctly.>>vic gundotra: you're pretty impressive to pick up on that.my wife didn't realize that until after we were married.okay. let's --[ laughter ]

>>conan o'brien: we've really got to fix thisthing! >>vic gundotra: so what sketch have you alwayswanted to do that wasn't safe for network television?and will you bring it to life on cable? >>conan o'brien: i -- wow.okay. well, we've had many thoughts over the yearsabout things that we weren't sure we could do.but i have to say, for the most part, i got away with murder.there's this illusion that, oh, you know, the -- these men in suits restrained and shackledconan. they never really let him grow a beard ordo comedy that was weird.

and the truth is, because for a long time,for the majority of my career, i was on at 12:35 at night, nobody that i worked for watchedmy show. [ laughter ]>>conan o'brien: they didn't see it. and so we just ran with it.we just -- i mean, i think about all the things we did over the years that are just completelyabsurd, obscene, weird. they didn't go through any filter whatsoever.and often, every now and then, they assign a lawyer to watch the show and give us notes.and they were constantly missing the incredibly obscene thing we were doing and giving usnotes about pronunciation of something completely unrelated or -- and so there's not a lot thati couldn't do.

i think it's more about the tone.i think the tone might change a little bit now.because, like i say, i've been through this event.and the last three and a half months has been all improvisation.the groundswell of internet support from a lot of young people that are in this roomcompletely took my network by surprise. they don't know what hit them.they -- i think there's a lot of people in broadcast television that are very dismissiveor have been very dismissive about the internet. and they're also afraid of it.and they tend to deride what they don't understand. so when this explosion happened on the internet,when they announced that, well, okay, maybe

we're going to slide conan over to accommodatethis other gentleman who's having his difficulties in another time period, and i won't get intospecifics, you'll have to look it up. [ laughter ]>>conan o'brien: and i said, you know, what, that doesn't really work for me, i think,in a fairly polite way. they -- there was suddenly a huge reactionfrom people -- you know, some of the people in this room, a lot of people like you acrossthe country said, "wait a minute, we like this person, and this person kind of, youknow, is -- we're with him." and they started reacting on the internet.and the first thing that happened at my employers, they saw this huge explosion on the internetand thought that i was doing it.

[ laughter ]>>conan o'brien: and they really had this attitude of, "make him stop.""why is he doing this?" and they didn't understand what was happening.i think they still don't understand what's happening.and my feeling is, what i've learned is, i had nowhere else to go, so i started on twitterbecause i literally had no other option. i was -- i was and am legally prohibited fromappearing on television, radio, and doing performances on the internet.so it was just, literally, like a prisoner in a 14th-century cell writing little thingson a scrap of paper and throwing them out the window --[ laughter. ]

>>conan o'brien: -- and hoping a peasant wouldgo by and, "hey, what's this? he's in the tower!"so i started to do that and send out these little things.and it exploded overnight. and at first, i started to hear a little bitof stuff from the other side saying, "we're not sure you should be able to -- allowedto -- because of the --" and then they realized the absurdity of shutting down my twitteraccount. [ laughter ]>>conan o'brien: so that started with that. and then i started to think about the tour,which i'm allowed to do. and so we started this idea for a tour.and then what was fascinating is, by the time

we launched the tour, or announced the tour,i did not do one -- i didn't spend one penny often advertising.i sent out one tweet that directed people to a web site where you could buy your ticket.that was it. and the show sold out in a couple of hoursacross the country. and that's got everybody, a lot of people,rethinking how things are marketed. and i -- there's not one billboard.there's not -- i didn't have to go to one radio station and sit with morning deejays,like, and hawk my show. i didn't have to do any of that.it was one tweet. and i think people are starting to understandthat the world has completely changed.

[ applause ]>>conan o'brien: and, you know, it has. and it is changing.[ applause ] >>conan o'brien: and i think we can do better!sorry. i -->>vic gundotra: that was great. >>conan o'brien: -- forgot i wasn't runningfor something. but -- but i think that's what's -- what -- the biggest lesson that i've learned in the last three and a half months, is justa good life lesson. i'm not trying to sound corny or anything,but these things happen to you, and you think you've been dealt a terrible hand or had badluck.

and when you go with it and start improvising,suddenly, you realize that you stumble upon some of the best things that have ever happenedto you. and what's interesting about twitter is thatbecause you're limited to i think it's 140 characters -- someone is going to correctme right now -- "not so!" [ laughter ]>>conan o'brien: -- you're all going to rush the stage.[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: beats the crap out of me.but because you're limited, it's a great economy-writing tool.there's economy of words. i'm constantly writing things and then i runthem past big bley (phonetic), who is taking

the pictures over there, as if he doesn'thave enough photos of me. but -- he'll say, "well, that's actually threewords over." and it forces you to look back at the sentence,and it's -- it forces you to crystallize your comedy idea, which is fascinating.and the other thing is, i've been -- this whole tour wouldn't have happened.this tour is a dream come true for me. i've always wanted to -- it's half rock show,half comedy show, and then it's this fantasy to get to do this.so the last three and a half months have been the most interesting time in my entire career,and i wouldn't have traded this for anything in the world.and so three and a half months ago, what looked

to everybody like bad luck has become amazinglygood luck. and i think that is a lot of what we're -- what relates to everybody here, a lot of you are in your twenties, and you take forgranted that this is the way the world is right now.but from my perspective, it's changed dramatically in just seven years.and i don't even know where we're going to be five years from now.so i don't know what television's going to be five years from now.there's a lot of people who think you're just going to experience it all through your server.and people don't even know how the business is going to change.there might not be, really, network television

as we know it.wouldn't that be sweet! [ laughter ]>>conan o'brien: so you know what i mean? who knows?so, you know -- seize the day, carpe diem. i hate it when people say that.i just wanted to work it in. i'm going to keep talking to you.ask another question. >>vic gundotra: i think your point about,you know, with "the tonight show" fiasco, ended up one of the best things you couldever imagine happening to you. look, you're here, taking questions from me.>>conan o'brien: again, incredible arrogance from you people.incredible arrogance to say that, yes, you're

right, this is the best thing that ever happenedto you. >>vic gundotra: yes.>>conan o'brien: 'cause you made it to google with us googlers.>>vic gundotra: "g" men. jay leno has a big chin, you have a gianthead -- >>conan o'brien: ha-h -- can't talk aboutthat other guy. >>vic gundotra: has a big chin.you have -- >>conan o'brien: legal restraints, legal restraints."hey, why can't you" "i didn't do anything. i did as i was told."[ applause ] [ cheers and applause ]>>vic gundotra: thank you.

so this other guy -->>conan o'brien: that's my impression of rapper ludicrous.[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: we all on the same page onthis? that's my ludicrous impression.check out my new outfit, may 5th. rapper ludicrous.later, in court, "yes, your honor, that is ludicrous."you okay? how are you doing?i worry about you. >>vic gundotra: i'm doing well.any of you want to ask questions, there's mikes.so --

>>conan o'brien: what's the point of thisthen? >>vic gundotra: well -->>conan o'brien: once again, i don't understand what's happening here.i have some prepared questions from people who have been preselected.but if anyone wants to shout something out at random, go ahead.>>vic gundotra: that's right. >>conan o'brien: you've taken the initiative.yes. >>> pleased -- whoa, that's loud.it's been a lifelong dream of mine to touch your hair.so -- [ cheers and applause ]>>vic gundotra: yeah, about you working here.

>>conan o'brien: i solved that problem.[ laughter ] >>vic gundotra: guys, no more touching questions,please. >>conan o'brien: what are you talking about?yes! let's touch it up.you know, i'm sorry, i feel really crass. i don't even know your name.[ laughter ] can i just know your name?because later on, my wife's going to be, what happened?i don't know. i don't even know her name.what did you do? we rubbed our heads together.what is your name?

>>> my name's kelly.>>conan o'brien: hi, kelly. we should have done this before we rubbedup against each other. [ laughter ]>>vic gundotra: yes, there are more. >>conan o'brien: this guy over here.>>> you chose reggie watts for your opener, who we actually had the pleasure of hostingabout a week ago. probably the strangest comedian i've everseen. can you talk about your choice of him andwhy you thought he would be great for your tour.>>conan o'brien: someone explained to me -- i have never done a tour before.someone said, "well, would you want to have

an opening act?"and i said, "yeah, it's probably a good idea to have someone go out and entertain the crowd."but this is going to be kind of an unusual show, and if anyone's seen it or is goingto see it, it's not -- you know, it's not just a standup show where i come out and holda mike and talk for an hour and 40 minutes. it's also not just a music show.there's a lot of different things, different components to the show.and i've got a sort of a distinctive or weird brand of comedy.and so we were talking, and someone at the company that helped set up the tour said,"you know, your opening act can really help kind of brand your tour or help brand yourtour.

so if you want to send a certain message aboutyour tour, your opening act can help. and you certainly don't want an opening actthat's completely -- if wayne newton, no offense to wayne newton, but if he opened my showwith "danke schoen," and that -- it would be awesome!but he was unavailable. [ laughter ]>>conan o'brien: we were talking, and i have some really smart, funny writers, and someonejust -- we were chatting about it. and i said, "if anyone has any ideas."and someone said, "reggie watts." and then it was like one of those things,it's like throwing a ping-pong ball into a room of mouse traps, like people just werelike, "yes, reggie watts," "reggie watts,"

"reggie watts," "reggie watts."they kept saying it. and i wasn't familiar with reggie.so i went right to the internet -- you'll see. i'll tell you about it -- and startedlooking at him. and he has a really great, creative, unusualact. he's amazingly talented.and he just seemed perfect right away. our big fear was, is he available, becausehe's very much in demand. he had some other commitments, but he wasreally into doing this and moved his schedule around.and it's been a great fit, because i think people -- the other thing i want to do withthis tour is open up people's minds a little

bit in a way so that there are people whohave preconceived ideas about what i do, and then they see some of the things we're doingin the show and they see some of the things that are happening, and i think it will -- i mean, we have some older people that are coming to the show that think, well, i'm goingto see a guy come out and talk about his experience at "the tonight show."and then they see all the elements we have in the show and the kind of performance levelthere is, and people like reggie watts come out and i think maybe open them up to newideas about what comedy is, because he integrates music, hip-hop, comedy, and creates this,i think, amazing performance. he really gets the crowd going before i evenset foot on stage.

>>vic gundotra: cool.>>conan o'brien: okay. you're fired.[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: you really want to ask thisquestion now? because he just lost his job.>>> yeah, yeah. i actually have two questions.>>conan o'brien: nope! you have to combine them into one question.>>> okay. i'll try my best.>>conan o'brien: no. you'll do better than that.[ laughter ] >>> so one of my favorite things -->>conan o'brien: this isn't yahoo!, you know.

we expect the best.ha-ha-ha. >>vic gundotra: no reflexes, remember?>>> so one of my favorite things about the return, or, rather, you taking over "the tonightshow" was the return of andy. i was wondering if you could talk -->>conan o'brien: why don't we have andy talk about andy.he's here. andy richter.[ applause ] [ cheers and applause ]>>> andy richter: hello. it's about time!right there. >>vic gundotra: you know what, you can havethis water.

>>andy richter: okay.no, i don't want any water. kirkland?>>conan o'brien: what is kirkland water? >>andy richter: it's costco water.[ laughter ] >>andy richter: i'm sorry, mr. o'brien.you're drinking costco water. >>conan o'brien: this is ridiculous.>>andy richter: i know. >>conan o'brien: did you see they made medance? >>andy richter: i saw it.>>conan o'brien: then a woman made me run up against her head.>>andy richter: i know. that's why i was standing by the door.i was so -- i was humiliated for you.

no, i actually was just back, standing outsidethe bathroom, because i think your assistant is in there front-cleansing.[ laughter ] >>andy richter: our tour manager, our tourmanager said, "you've got to check out the japanese toilets."so i just was in the bathroom to look, 'cause i've seen them before, and they -- there'sbuttons on the wall, "front cleansing," "rear cleansing."[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: what is -- i've never heardof this before. >>andy richter: it's like a little bidet.>>conan o'brien: i understand that part. i don't understand, why do they have thisat google?

why am i asking you?"cleansing is necessary. all googlers must front-cleanse.">>andy richter: i hope you enjoyed twitter -- those twitterers' filthy asses.>>conan o'brien: i did. >>andy richter: i want to see it say "filthyasses." look, it does![ applause ] >>conan o'brien: what a great -- turn thisup. turn -- put this mike up a little bit.it's getting low. i just -- i love that that's what we're usingthe technology for. you know.>>andy richter: so i was in the bathroom,

and i hear -- i think it was your sonne (phonetic),assistant screaming in the women's room. >>conan o'brien: there she is.there she is! >>> are you front-cleansed?[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: this is either the best orworst thing that's ever happened at google. it's not anything in between.>>> wait. >>conan o'brien: more questions.>>> this is perfect for my follow-up question. here at google, we're interested in seeingwhat the next big thing is, a little insight into the future.i was curious if you could give us some insights into the year 2000.[ applause ]

>>conan o'brien: the future conan?>>> there's always cue cards for that, though. you think -->>conan o'brien: you think we're spontaneously funny?>>> no way. >>conan o'brien: "google merged with blabbleand form gibble gabble." "in the year 2000."yeah, we -- i was once -- i was on an airplane once, and the plane was taxiing for the takeoff.it was a commercial flight, back in the day, just kidding -- i fly commercial.but, anyway, -- not like the rest of you, who have your jet packs.but i was on this commercial flight, and i hear the guy, the pilot, is just, like, gettingready to take off.

and he went, "we're all ready to take off,and i understand there's someone here on the plane, a very special person who can tellus a little bit about" -- and then he went, "in the year 2000."and then started to, like, put the engine into overdrive to take off.and i lost complete confidence in the pilot. [ laughter ]>>conan o'brien: at this crucial moment. he's, like, making his jokes, "in the yeartwo -- shit, i didn't check the altimeter." [ laughter ]>>conan o'brien: then later, they check the black box, and it's my fault, you know.but, anyway, to answer your question, andy was in los angeles, and i called him up wheni had the chance -- and i said, andy, you

have to come on board, because "the tonightshow," it's a franchise, no "the tonight show" show has ever been sacked.it's a sure thing. [ laughter ]>>conan o'brien: drop what you're doing and come with me.>>andy richter: i said, i'm now a tenured professor in show business.>>conan o'brien: yes. >>andy richter: no way they can fire me.>>conan o'brien: yeah. and you went out and bought a theme restaurant.>>andy richter: that's right. and it was -- it was all the skipper from"gilligan's island." it was all -- that was the theme.>>conan o'brien: yeah.

and now you're impoverished, and here we are.but the important thing is, we stuck together. and now what it's really -- that's what it'sabout, kids, you have a friend, stick by him, and he'll stick by you.>>> even though i did leave you back in the nineties.>>conan o'brien: to go hang with pat sajak. >>andy richter: as it was once written, iwas seeking prime-time stardom. that was what was written about me.and i was, like -- i don't remember ever thinking, "sorry, conan, i'm going to go seek prime-timestardom." >>conan o'brien: you did say that to me, andthen jumped out the window. >>andy richter: yep.i was taking a lot of pills in those days.

>>conan o'brien: this gentleman right here,how can i help you? >>> gentlemen, we miss you.>>andy richter: we're right here. like my mom, she cries two days before shehas to leave because she has to leave in two days.>>> there's something important i want to point out.it is cinco de mayo. so where are noches de pasion?>>conan o'brien: i look forward to the return of conando.i don't know what the deal is, actually. i'll be honest with you, it's legally unclearwhat can come with us to tbs and what can't because of certain intellectual property issuesthat we address in the -- in the live show.

but i think there's no holding conando back.i've been walking around los angeles, and i've had many, you know, people come up tome and just, like, oh, conando. >>andy richter: that's how you're known.[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: yeah, and i speak enoughspanish to be able to say, "si." >>andy richter: and he always keeps a fakemustache in his pocket. >>conan o'brien: yes, i glue it on, whichlooks really funny over the red beard. i love conando.he's a lot of fun. my favorite part is andy's cameo.he's always in a humiliating outfit. >>andy richter: yep.i think i was going to be a -- no, i -- or

was i an actual taco?>>conan o'brien: that's just a dream you had. [ laughter ]>>andy richter: no. because it was always, like, are you goingto be like in a carmen miranda outfit, are you going to be dressed as a giant -- i can'tthink of the word -- those things you shake, maraca.>>conan o'brien: there are a lot of things you shake.>>> in the conando world. >>> thank you very much.>>conan o'brien: thank you for bowing to us. >>> little tip for you all, might want tobow. >>conan o'brien: i bow to you as well.hello.

how are you?>>> i'm good. thanks.>>conan o'brien: okay. >>> okay.this is going to be really bizarre, and i acknowledge that i probably won't be ableto look anybody in the eye after asking this. but i was wondering if you could settle along argument with my friends. so one of my friends from school did dormcrew, and he was cleaning out what he thought used to be one of your rooms, and he founda big ball of hair that he thinks was yours. [ laughter ]>>conan o'brien: wait. okay.will you --

[ laughter ]>>> so -- [ laughter ]>>conan o'brien: you've got to be a little more specific.let's get really specific here. what year was this and what college?>>> well, this was, like, three years ago. >>conan o'brien: so -- 'cause i hate to shatterany illusions -- [ laughter ]>>conan o'brien: -- you have about my age, but i graduated from college in 1985.>>> no, i know. this is -->>conan o'brien: so this person thinks that i made a giant ball of hair -->>> yes!

>>conan o'brien: -- and spun it and then leftit in the holworthy dorm at harvard? >>> this is what i'm saying.it doesn't make any sense. >>conan o'brien: and then put it -- and everyonewas so horrified by it that from 1985 until three years ago, no one went near it, andthen your friend found it and did a dna test. >>> i know.his name is jim. >>conan o'brien: oh, jim.yes, yes! that's all i needed.no, i grew a giant ball of hair for jim. and left it for him to find at the holworthydorm. just next time say jim.that's all you had to do.

i've heard -- one of the things i'll tellyou, you've probably experienced this, too, andy, is what happens when you become a knownperson is you start hearing all these things back about yourself that are complete madness.[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: i went to my -- one of myhigh school reunions, and people were coming up to me and saying things that were justcompletely untrue. and this one guy -- about our past.this one guy came up to me, and just so you know, i'll never -- i'll have like a glassof wine or two or three now, but i'm not a drinker.and i never drank at all when i was young or in college, ever.and this guy came up to me, and he said, "hey,

conan, remember the time you and i broke intothat liquor store late at night?" and i said, "no, no, no."and he went, "come on, we broke into the liquor store and we grabbed all that booze, and thenthe cops showed up, and we ran up that hill, and you were, like, 'i'm get fucking out ofhere,' and you took the booze, and then later, you drank all the booze, and i didn't getany of it, you asshole, you." and i said, "that didn't really happen.""okay. i get it. big star now. i get it. i get it."now, in his mind, that really happened. and i've never committed a crime in my life.i am richie cunningham to the tenth power. i've never -- and so i have had many thingscome back to me where people -- i had a realtor

once say, you know, he's showing me, like,an apartment that i was going to rent. and he was, like, just so you know there areno hard feelings, i married your old girlfriend. and i said, oh, really?and i haven't -- it's not like -- i hate to disillusion people, i haven't had that manygirlfriends in my life, i said, really, was it blah, blah, blah?and he said, no, come on, stacey. and he told me her full name.never heard of this person before in my life. he said, come on, i know you two went outfor a year and a half. but he said, it's okay.i'm cool with it. so what happens is i've -->>> that's what really drew him to her, too.

>>conan o'brien: i know.>>> is getting your sloppy seconds. >>conan o'brien: yeah, i know.and then he was like, she had conan. she has the ball of hair.[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: damn!you got me. but the truth is that you've had this, too,like, people just come up and they say -- and 95% of what i hear is madness.really, just madness, like, hey, a friend of mine saw you kick a guy to death in hongkong. [ laughter ]>>conan o'brien: and i've learned to just, instead of fighting them, i just go, yeah,well, that dick had it coming, you know, like,

go with it.go with it. so, yes, say hi to jim and sell that hairball on ebay. yes.>>> okay, thanks. >>> conan, last year, you were at the internationalscience and engineering fair. >>conan o'brien: yes, i was.>>> in reno. and this year, it's next week, it's in sanjose, and google is the premier sponsor. if we promise you some swag, will you comeagain? >>conan o'brien: i would love to come.i had a blast last year. i -- and she shot a remote for "the tonightshow" when i went and talked to all the kids.

and i absolutely loved it.the tour is going to prohibit us from doing it just because i am hitting -- i was in renolast night. we're here today.we're in -- i don't even know -- am i in sacramento tomorrow?>>> sacramento tomorrow. >>conan o'brien: sacramento tomorrow.it's just, we go, go, go, go. we're in a different city all the time.so i probably won't be able to do it. but i absolutely loved it.and the -- the exhibits ranged from just amazing, it gave you hope for our country.these kids are so smart, and they have these incredible projects.then there's every now and then you'd find

a project which was just such bullshit.[ laughter ] i'm not being mean, but every now -- mostof them are amazing. then there would be a guy who had, like, apotato with tooth picks in it and, like, a sprout growing out the bottom.and he'd say, "it's a potato with water on it."and you know that he just did this to get the hell out of his town and get to reno.and his exhibit's next to a guy who's, like, i split the hydrogen atom.using a sneaker in my basement. and you're, like, "oh, my god." yes.>>> andy, conan, great to have you guys here.

i just want to say, andy, your shoes are awesome,by the way. >>andy richter: oh, thank you.i designed them myself. although some dick at the gym said, "whatare those, nobi shoes?" but, no.>>conan o'brien: i just meant it as a joke. >>andy richter: they're super awesome shoesis what they are. >>> they are.so, conan, i was curious, do you have any thoughts on working with the comic geniusesterrance and phillip in the "south park" movie. what was that like?>>conan o'brien: it was so funny, because i found out later on that i was in the "southpark" movie.

i remember exactly -- this is just what mylife is like. my girlfriend at the time, stacey, whatever -- [ laughter ]>>conan o'brien: okay. i hit that, you know.[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: but -- such an ass.my girlfriend at the time and i -- look, there's this big screen that says, "youhave five minutes to go." why?why can't we stay as long as we want? why?>>conan o'brien: you have some -- >>andy richter: we'll be taken to the vaporizationchamber and head on to the next level.

>>conan o'brien: "that is all that's acceptable."[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: we -->>andy richter: so you didn't know you were in the -->>conan o'brien: what happened is, i remember exactly what happened, which is, i had oneof my rare vacations, which i never get, and i went to maine with my girlfriend at thetime. and it's this beautiful place that's on alake, and you go and get breakfast in the morning and coffee, and someone had a -- and they, like, put down a "u.s.a. today" next to you.and i'm sitting there drinking this coffee, and i open up the "u.s.a. today," and it'sa review of the "south park" movie, and it's

saying it's really funny.and it has a box, which is the list of who plays who.and it has all the different names of people, then it says, "conan o'brien is played by."and my jaw just dropped. and i said, "there's this movie opening, andi'm in it, and they got the" -- fortunately, it was really funny.actually, we're both in it. it's this funny thing where they come on theshow to talk to us, and then i end up committing suicide.but it was really -- [ laughter ]>>conan o'brien: happens a lot when i'm animated. but it was really funny, and i loved it.and i got to know those guys later on.

and they said, "we're really sorry about yourvoice in that movie." and i said, what.they said the guy who played data on that "star trek," whoever that guys is, he convincedthem, "i do the most amazing conan o'brien." and they're like, "cool.okay. great."and that's why -- one of the reasons they worked me in, is 'cause he convinced themthat he did a drop-dead perfect conan o'brien. and then he got into the booth and he waslike, "your next question!" and matt and trey are like, "look at that."but it was too late. so --[ laughter ]

>>andy richter: well, i liked that they were,like, "well, there's nothing that can be done about it.">>conan o'brien: yeah, i know. [ laughter ]>>conan o'brien: but i -- once -- >>andy richter: "it's been recorded.">>conan o'brien: once you know matt and trey, you know they were probably, "whatever, goodenough." but, yeah, i love those guys.actually, "team america" is one of my favorite movies of all time.it makes me relentlessly -- i just cry, i'm laughing so hard.>>> best fight scenes, best sex scenes. >>conan o'brien: yes.>>> i was hoping both of you could tell us

the weirdest thing that's happened to youon the live tour. >>conan o'brien: there's been a lot of weirdstuff. >>> no, i can't -- you know.i stay in my room a lot. >>conan o'brien: i think maybe for me theweirdest thing is, just before i went out and did a show in san francisco, someone leanedexposure said, "hey, neil young's in the audience." and i play guitar in this show.and so i don't get nervous a lot. i've been doing this a long time.but i suddenly realized that i'm going to be playing rock guitar in front of neil young.and i was horrified. and then there's a part of the show wherei take a guitar solo and just before i take

it, i see it was one of those accidents, buti see, like, a shaft of light hitting neil young's face.[ laughter ] >>conan o'brien: you know, looking up at me.and i don't know what the equivalent is, writing code in front of bill gates or something.[ laughter ] >>> no way.>>conan o'brien: see, i know what's going on.>>vic gundotra: conan, we're going to have to cut this short.>>conan o'brien: you don't have to do anything. these people don't have to work today.you all have to go home! [ applause ]>>conan o'brien: you've done more than enough

for this company!are they writing that part? in fact, you should all participate in a profit-sharingplan with google. yes![ applause ] >>vic gundotra: guys, we appreciate -->>conan o'brien: i like it says "applause." [ cheers and applause ]>>conan o'brien: hey, just a quick note, this was really fun, and we get asked to do a lotof things, and we don't really have time to do a lot of things.but getting in front of young people who are really smart and sort of making the futurehappen, that's thrilling for us. so thanks for having us here.thank you very much.

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